You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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