I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't deserve a penis
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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