Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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