Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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