your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm always down for nudity.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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