this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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