It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
