all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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