I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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