It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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