READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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