So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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