i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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