Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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