What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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