just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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