Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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