can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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