My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize