Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you still have your period?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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