dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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