Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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