smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
i out mim tonsoeep
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