we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
