Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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