No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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