Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The power of my boobs compel you
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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