Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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