the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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