I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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