This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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