shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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