I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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