whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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