One girl and one boy is just not enough.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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