the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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