Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so let's talk penis.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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