i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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