Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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