Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My cat gives me a boner
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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