I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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