Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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