so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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