Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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