i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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