Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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