Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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