So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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