hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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