Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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