she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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