Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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