these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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